Monday, January 26, 2009

And that's, that!

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f***ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End!

10 comments:

Nina said...

Isn't married life grand... hehe

April said...

Oh, Jeannie...this is CLASSIC! Thanks for the laugh!!! ♥

Hillbilly Duhn said...

LOL! That was great!

Vickie said...

Hilarious!! Still laughing!

Saundra@ItalianMamaGoneCrazy said...

HA!!! That'll show him!

Intense Guy said...

LMAO!!

babyrocasmama said...

Yep, that's exactly it! LMAO!!

ChicagoLady said...

LMAO, now THAT'S a true marriage!

Christina said...

LMBO!

Cassie said...

Too Funny!