I have threatened to do this for over a year now. And today is the day I start!!! I have
HAD IT with nearly getting run over by "busy Moms" on clearly marked crosswalks! I'm tired of the speeding in
SCHOOL ZONES and around our
HOUSING COMMUNITY! I'm sick of people going down the wrong way on one way streets because they're lazy.
I've.Had.Enough!!!!!
I present you with Exhibit A:
Mouthy B!tch Supreme. She thought it was funny that she nearly hit Bella and me while crossing in a
clearly marked crosswalk. I know this because when I yelled, "This is a CROSSWALK!!!", she rolled her window down and laughed at me. LAUGHED.AT.ME!!!!!
Tell me Ms. Dumbass, how would you feel about someone nearly running over YOUR CHILD(REN)???
I got home in record time, grabbed my camera, and walked across the street where Ms. Dumbass had parked. I had no intention of confronting her, because quite frankly I was so mad I was shaking. And shaking hands could quite easily become shaking this woman's throat. You don't take my child's safety as a joke and expect to get away with it! But I'm not going to jail over you either. (Tempted, but no.)
I called Thomas, who called the MP Desk. Thomas called me right back, and said they were on their way. I frantically tried to find the photo printer cords (which naturally I did wind up finding, after they left), and within 5 minutes two MP cars were here. As luck would have it, one of the MPs was the guy I had talked to at length just last week about the speeding and cars not stopping at crosswalks!!! So when I told him what happened, and that I had a photograph, he was on it!
Ms. Dumbass isn't feeling so joyful right now. Ms. Dumbass just got her butt chewed - hard! Ms. Dumbass is getting a written complaint filed against her by me tomorrow morning. Ms. Dumbass is one citation from losing her license. And when you lose your license over here, you don't get it back. Like ever! Done!!! Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. Finito!
I will have my camera on me daily now. This Momma isn't playing nice anymore. Who's next????