Monday, May 9, 2011

Holy Crap! The World is ENDING in 12 Days!!!

Did you know?

Have you heard??

Ohmygoodness - whatever shall we do??? It's on the NEWS, so it must be true!!!

Seriously?? These guys are going all around in RVs, telling people the world is ending on May 21, 2011?? For reals? Where the heck is Ashton Kutcher because I think we are ALL getting punk'd!!! Now I do not, repeat DO NOT, for one second think this Whack-A-Doodle is correct. The bible very clearly states that no one, not even Jesus!, knows the day of judgment. So I'm pretty sure that included Harold Camping too. And holy macaroni, doesn't he look like the Crypt Keeper anyway???

But let's just have a little fun with this....

Let's just say he's right. (He's not, but let's just say...)

12 Days. Until the end. *cue super scary music here*

Well.....first of all, I'm a Christian, saved by grace. So....I'm covered. If the rapture happens, I'm so there! Score!!

If there's this global earthquake he's talkin' about, and I die, again, I'm saved and have a Get Into Heaven Free card. Score!!

If I don't die but in fact live through this global earthquake, well....that's really just gonna suck. But according to him, the earth will completely be blown up (or something) on Oct 21, 2011 and then everyone left will die. And as a saved Christian, I go to Heaven. Score!!

So personally, I see this as a win-win-win scenario! I could be: A) Raptured in 12 days, or B) Die and go to Heaven in 12 days, or C) Live in the end times chaos but still get to Heaven. Eventually.

Regardless, I see absolutely zero point in doing any more housework. What's the point?? I either won't be here, OR the house will probably be utterly destroyed by the global earthquake!!! If you're left hanging around after a freakin' GLOBAL EARTHQUAKE do you really think anyone is going to be concerned about some dust bunnies??? Sheesh!

Nope, this sounds like a time to eat chocolate and yummy carbs, do the things you love to do, with the people you love to do them with, and enjoy the simple things like clean running water, electricity and civil obedience. Because it all might be ending.....IN TWELVE DAYS!!!!!!

And yes, I'm going to be having fun with this, everyday, until the 22nd!!! On the 12th day of the Apocalypse my true love gave to meeeeeee....(fill in the blank with your comment!!)


Kristina P. said...

Oh no! I don't have enough time! I was preparing for 2012. This really throws everything off.

Deanna said...

If he's right, I'll live to see my 59th birthday and then go poof a day later. The guy is a total wack job.

Sandy said...

Just in case, I'm going to have to throw myself a huge birthday bash on the 20th. I might as well live it up before doomsday!

just call me jo said...

Only two more weeks to clean that danged bathroom and then--yahoo--never again! Count me in! There are billboards up in our area informing us of this event. The End Is Near...I'm ready. (Hurry before I gain any more weight and die even fatter than I am now.)

Garden of Egan said...

I am so with you.
More chocolate.
I'm going to call a few people and tell them what I REALLY think. I'd hate to miss out on that one.

Oh, gonna eat at Olive Garden EVERY SINGLE DAY!

AliceKay said...

Why have I not heard about this before now? LOL Wow. Deanna is right. That guy is a total wack job. (looney toon comes to mind, too)

Can't wait to see how you develop this story over the next couple of weeks. LOL

blueviolet said...

This is just NUTS! As if someone has the inside scoop, ridiculous!

Vickie said...

Wasn't this a movie with Nicholas Cage?? They didn't scare me at the end of 1999 they ain't now. The guy reminds me of the bad buy in Poltergeist 2.

KatCollects said...

Thank you for the smile, I needed it : )

Tammy said...

What a whack job! LOL!

Heatherlyn said...

I'm with you. First, no one knows when the date will be. Although some of the end-of-time prophesies are being fulfilled we still have no idea.

Second, if I thought the world was really ending in a few days I would so not clean my carpets! :)

Intense Guy said...

Eventually, someone will be right about the "last day"...


Toriz said...

Hmmm... I thought the world wasn't ending until 2012?

Seriously though... I figure when the world ends, it ends. If we survive it then we'll worry about that at the time, if not... Well, we'll all be dead anyway!

OK, not a cheerful thought, but... *Shrugs*