We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Harry S. Truman
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Albert Einstein
Don't forget to SMILE today!!!
10 comments:
Thank you! Those made me smile this morning.
Love them! Love them! Love them! These were great! Thanks for hunting them up and then sharing them with me.
thanks for the inspiration! :)
Those are really funny!!!
George Carlin cracks me up! Happy Wednesday, so is it 40 days now or 39?? :)
Harry Truman probably thought a dog, any dog, was a lot smarter than most of the people in Washington.
George Carlin was a man before his time... I miss him.
It was he that said, "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
:)
Hahaha! Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
MUCH LOVE!
Those are truly inspiring and TRUE!!!!
Especially the stupidity one.
Interesting quotes.
he-he-he, these are really good. I especially liked "When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick" :)
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