Tuesday, June 8, 2010

A prayer...


Dear Lord,

Please forgive me!

Forgive me for telling that great, big, whopper of a lie to the housing handyman!!!

And for not only telling that great, big, whopper of lie, but also for batting my eyes, producing convincing alligator tears, and for using that sexy, breathy, baby girl voice I use when I really want to get what I want from a man!

And you don't have to worry about punishing me Lord, because when he totally checked out my boobs, I threw up in my mouth.

Amen

15 comments:

Dee Crowe said...

Oh man...I about spit my coffee all over....

Men..do they seriously not see us seeing them looking at the boobs...like, get over it man,,,mommy is never going to breast feed you again!

just call me jo said...

If it got you what you needed--let him stare. Perv!! We have his number!

Janiece said...

heheheeee

Intense Guy said...

Oh goodness....

What did you need fixing?

:)

Ann On and On... said...

Sometimes it's the only way to get things done.

YOU ARE TOO MUCH! I heart you...

Garden of Egan said...

I want the entire story you hussey!

Mighty M said...

At least you confessed and got it off your "chest". :)

Mimi said...

Naughty Jeannie!!!

Melissa B. said...

My Mama used to call those "little white lies." I'm not ashamed to say that I still pull the little girl act on the friendly young police officer when I'm pulled over for a "minor infraction."

Lynn said...

LOL you are crazy girl, thanks for the laugh :o)

Lacie @ Creative Attempts said...

I think I peed a little when I read this lol. U crack me up. And don't worry we have all used our lady skills to get what we need in a time of crisis ha ha

WhisperingWriter said...

Haha!!

Tammy said...

You cracked me up!! :)

Jenny S said...

OMG!! Too funny!

Annie said...

OMG, you're so funny!!