Wednesday, May 19, 2010

A Prayer For The Stressed!

Dear God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.


And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.


Help to always give 100% at work…

12% on Mondays

23% on Tuesdays

40% on Wednesdays

20% on Thursdays

5% on Fridays


And help me to remember…When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!


Amen

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And may God bless friends who are always there for you!!

Blow Kiss


23 comments:

AliceKay said...

I hope you're feeling better today. :)

*hugs*

Garden of Egan said...

OK I read this outloud to the ER staff and we roared!!!!

We all have a few muscles we would use today....if allowed.

Heatherlyn said...

I hope your day gets better!!! And that you don't have to go to wal-mart or anything. :)

The Blonde Duck said...

Feel better!

See Mom Smile said...

Amen sista!!

Kel said...

Amen! LOL!

Cherie said...

SO true!! I am taking this to work tomorrow it will make everyone laugh!!

Christina said...

Stay out of public Jeannie. The world is full of buttheads today!

Chickens in the Basement said...

AMEN!

MaBunny said...

ROFLMAO! Amen to that ! Hope tomorrow is better!

Deanna said...

AMEN!

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

LOL....AMEN! What a profound post. You must have been a fly on the wall in Karendom today.

Cheeseboy said...

I did not give 40% today. I need to pray more.

gigi said...

Hope today doesn't really get all that bad for ya. Smiles.

Allyson said...

Girl...where were you like 2 weeks ago when I needed this prayer?? ;) I hope all is well with you. Now I'm just 4 short hours away. If you need something just send up the bat signal!

And by the way, PCS'ing is an EXPERIENCE. Like for realz. I never knew. Now I do.
xoxo

Mighty M said...

Always love this one! :)We are almost down to 5%, although I have been doing about that daily all week!!

WhisperingWriter said...

I hope you're doing better! Sounds like you need some booze.

Mimi said...

HUGS!

Debbie said...

Well Jeannie, I loved this! So much.

Intense Guy said...

Intones with the rest of the crowd in the pews... Ammmmmeeennnn....

LadyStyx said...

Amen!!

Annie said...

LOVE it!!!

AMEN!

scrappysue said...

love this!~ ok - i've gone this far back and i still can't see where in italy you're going! so if you're stuff has gone when the packers came - what are you sleeping on!!!