Dear God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help to always give 100% at work…
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesdays
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember…When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
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And may God bless friends who are always there for you!!
21 comments:
I hope you're feeling better today. :)
*hugs*
OK I read this outloud to the ER staff and we roared!!!!
We all have a few muscles we would use today....if allowed.
I hope your day gets better!!! And that you don't have to go to wal-mart or anything. :)
Amen sista!!
Amen! LOL!
SO true!! I am taking this to work tomorrow it will make everyone laugh!!
Stay out of public Jeannie. The world is full of buttheads today!
AMEN!
ROFLMAO! Amen to that ! Hope tomorrow is better!
AMEN!
LOL....AMEN! What a profound post. You must have been a fly on the wall in Karendom today.
I did not give 40% today. I need to pray more.
Hope today doesn't really get all that bad for ya. Smiles.
Girl...where were you like 2 weeks ago when I needed this prayer?? ;) I hope all is well with you. Now I'm just 4 short hours away. If you need something just send up the bat signal!
And by the way, PCS'ing is an EXPERIENCE. Like for realz. I never knew. Now I do.
xoxo
Always love this one! :)We are almost down to 5%, although I have been doing about that daily all week!!
I hope you're doing better! Sounds like you need some booze.
HUGS!
Well Jeannie, I loved this! So much.
Intones with the rest of the crowd in the pews... Ammmmmeeennnn....
LOVE it!!!
AMEN!
love this!~ ok - i've gone this far back and i still can't see where in italy you're going! so if you're stuff has gone when the packers came - what are you sleeping on!!!
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