Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Chinese Sick Leave

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When
I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I
be at wok soon ......... You got nice house'.

11 comments:

Christina said...

LOL thats funny! I am sorry I crushed Thomas yesterday LOL it was late and I was trying to catch up on blogs. I just wasn't thinking...I corrected that mistake though!

Sweet Home Amy said...

LMAO!

Brandy said...

Hahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Janelle said...

haha!! Smart Hung Chow!

Intense Guy said...

LMAO. Well Hung Chow is my guess...

Grand Pooba said...

Oh no you di'nt!!

babyrocasmama said...

Muaahahahahahaahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhhahahahahahahhahahah

imbeingheldhostage said...

That's the best!! I'm sending it off to the Hubby right now...

Megan R. said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MaBunny said...

OMG, I was SO not expecting that punchline, I'm still lmao, thank Jeannie!

TattooedMinivanMom said...

hahahahahaha!!!