MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
11 comments:
Lol! Wish these were the answers I got back in my teaching days! Unfortunately I taught in the inner city and all my students said were swear words....
Here's a true story for you from when I taught pre-school. We had to have a make up day because of snow. I was telling the students that we were having a make up day and one little boy said he wasn't coming on that day. I told him I would miss him if he didn't come to school and he said, "I ain't wearing no make up to school!" I nearly fell off my chair :)
Kids are so funny! They just come up with the craziest things!
Funny how those are all perfectly logical!
I love Harold's response! Just goes to show, kids have very logical minds, that haven't been corrupted by society.
I hope when I become a teacher I get answers like that, probably not since I hope to teach High schoolers, but one can only hope.
*laffz* A few there I hadnt seen before.
I love how kids thinking is so lateral and literal. They always offer a different perspective!
LMAO!!!
Kids do everything so literally!
I have one about a garden hoe, maybe you've heard it? LOL
omg are those ever true! little kids are so literal its not funny sometimes and you want to pull your hair out - or i do at least, lol.
thanks for the giggle
Wow, those actually made sense. But, still had me laughing!
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