Friday, January 9, 2009

Poor teachers!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables


TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Teacher

11 comments:

Yaya said...

Lol! Wish these were the answers I got back in my teaching days! Unfortunately I taught in the inner city and all my students said were swear words....

Jo said...

Here's a true story for you from when I taught pre-school. We had to have a make up day because of snow. I was telling the students that we were having a make up day and one little boy said he wasn't coming on that day. I told him I would miss him if he didn't come to school and he said, "I ain't wearing no make up to school!" I nearly fell off my chair :)

Kristina P. said...

Kids are so funny! They just come up with the craziest things!

Cassie said...

Funny how those are all perfectly logical!

ChicagoLady said...

I love Harold's response! Just goes to show, kids have very logical minds, that haven't been corrupted by society.

Mama Wheaton said...

I hope when I become a teacher I get answers like that, probably not since I hope to teach High schoolers, but one can only hope.

LadyStyx said...

*laffz* A few there I hadnt seen before.

Mary said...

I love how kids thinking is so lateral and literal. They always offer a different perspective!

babyrocasmama said...

LMAO!!!

Kids do everything so literally!

I have one about a garden hoe, maybe you've heard it? LOL

MaBunny said...

omg are those ever true! little kids are so literal its not funny sometimes and you want to pull your hair out - or i do at least, lol.
thanks for the giggle

Vickie said...

Wow, those actually made sense. But, still had me laughing!