You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!!
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I use that word alot. I even used it in front of my MIL. I winced to myself afterwards.
Infront of my kids, I try to say sugar or shucks or shootsie.
I just noticed your blogoversary is coming up soon. Getting excited?!
LOVE it!
Very interesting review ;o)
Girl! You are hysterically funny! I'm showing my hubby this one and most days I can't get him near the blog... :)
Love it - I so give a shit about you and your blog!!
I just about spit my coffee all over my computer screen!! LMAO!
Just this morning, I was about to say shit, but then remembered my little one, and opted out and said shoot intead, only from beside me I heard, "Mommy, were you about to say shit?" I said, "Yup, but said shoot instead. And don't say shit cause it's not a good word." He replies, "But, I didn't say shit, you said shit." It went around like this at least five more shits later!!
LOL
You forgot stirring shit. *laffz*
Well shit on a stick! Having a bad day? LOL
I must tell you that I give more than two shits about you...Love ya!
HUGS!
Yes. That is one of those tremendously clear and useful words that I don't use. I couldn't agree more that it has tons of useful meanings. And I can't offhand think of another word that does have quite as many!
Oh shit!
Thanks for the laugh, although I started out having a shitty day!
Queenie Jeannie! I'm shocked! I didn't know you swore!!!!!! Lol!
Cute post!
When I change the kiddos poopy diapers I inform them they are smelly and it's not the smell of roses!
Leave it to you to find a steaming pile of poo graphic! I've always wondered about "a shit load". Really that might not be very big. I always have to ask: Are we talking about an elephant shit load, or a mouse shit load? When I was a teenager my Mother would say "you are in a shit load of trouble". I would just think "phew....sooooo...mouse shit load"! There is a big difference. Hmmmm....
This blog is some good shit!
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