Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Most functional English word

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Shit

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Stinky Bathroom

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. At Work Moony

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. Stepping In Poop

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. Crap Hitting The Fan

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Bird Pooping

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. Vomit Into The Toilet

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Love Boat

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. Peeing In The Snow

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! Smart Ass

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. Have A Nice Day

But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!! #*%@ Happens


Michelle said...

Hey Jeannie,

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I also just found about something called www.chegg.com where you can get discounted textbooks. Good luck to your hubby!!!

Vickie said...

I use that word alot. I even used it in front of my MIL. I winced to myself afterwards.

Infront of my kids, I try to say sugar or shucks or shootsie.

I just noticed your blogoversary is coming up soon. Getting excited?!

namaste said...

LOVE it!

Mary said...

Very interesting review ;o)

Melissa Miller said...

Girl! You are hysterically funny! I'm showing my hubby this one and most days I can't get him near the blog... :)

Lynette said...

Love it - I so give a shit about you and your blog!!

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I just about spit my coffee all over my computer screen!! LMAO!

Just this morning, I was about to say shit, but then remembered my little one, and opted out and said shoot intead, only from beside me I heard, "Mommy, were you about to say shit?" I said, "Yup, but said shoot instead. And don't say shit cause it's not a good word." He replies, "But, I didn't say shit, you said shit." It went around like this at least five more shits later!!


LadyStyx said...

You forgot stirring shit. *laffz*

babyrocasmama said...

Well shit on a stick! Having a bad day? LOL

I must tell you that I give more than two shits about you...Love ya!


Heatherlyn said...

Yes. That is one of those tremendously clear and useful words that I don't use. I couldn't agree more that it has tons of useful meanings. And I can't offhand think of another word that does have quite as many!

Lilly's Life said...

Oh shit!

MaBunny said...

Thanks for the laugh, although I started out having a shitty day!

Anonymous said...

Queenie Jeannie! I'm shocked! I didn't know you swore!!!!!! Lol!

Cute post!

When I change the kiddos poopy diapers I inform them they are smelly and it's not the smell of roses!

Cassie said...

Leave it to you to find a steaming pile of poo graphic! I've always wondered about "a shit load". Really that might not be very big. I always have to ask: Are we talking about an elephant shit load, or a mouse shit load? When I was a teenager my Mother would say "you are in a shit load of trouble". I would just think "phew....sooooo...mouse shit load"! There is a big difference. Hmmmm....

ChicagoLady said...

This blog is some good shit!