Surely you do! Do you remember BELIEVING that it could really answer all your silly, tween questions?? Oh how I wish they really did work, lol! Especially now, when you're older, when the questions are harder and much more important than "Does Billy really like me???". Here are some I'd like to see....
Or perhaps...you're feeling a bit...snarky!
And like these:
And now...a contest! Go here and make up your own favorites!! Post a comment with your entries, either "good", or "bad". I will pick the best of each and you will get an award! You.Are.Welcome.
You know, whomever holds the copyright to this stupid thing would make a fortune if they allowed people to pick their own sayings and had custom 8 balls made, lol! Have fun with this everyone!!!
Who am I??? Well, a lot more than will fit into a little box! I am many things, to many people, but I am and always will be...the Queen! I'm an Air Force veteran, a retired Army Wife, an Army Mom, and an Air Force Mom! I have a passion for paper crafting, especially stamping. It's a terrific way to be creative, even if you have little "artistic" talent like me, lol! My family is everything to me, and I think it shows in everything I do. Happiness is my realm, and I personally welcome you!
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Those are great!
"Go Back To Bed" (my dream answer)
"Yes, You Are An Idiot"
I Hate Stupid People
Insert Foot Into Mouth
"You're Still Alive??"
"Just Have A Beer And Call It A Day"
"I'll Get You My Pretty...."
"I Know Where You Live"
"Sleep With One Eye Open Tonight"
"Yes, She Was Laughing At You"
"Yes, That Is A Wrinkle"
"You Will Never Win The Lottery"
"They Just Invited You To Be Nice"
"You're Wearing That????"
"Get A Wax ASAP"
"I'm Right Here, Why Are You Yelling?"
"I Recommend A Shower"
"It's Called S-O-A-P"
"Get A Life-Why Are You Talking To A Ball?"
"Life's Too Short To Be Talking To A Ball"
"Just Shut Up And Blog About It"
"You Bloggers Are A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal"
"I'm Not Talking To You Right Now"
"Girls Have A Button, Boys Have A Pole, Wicked Touches Will Take Their Toll"
"Santa Is Dead"
"The Milkman Is Your Real Father"
"Give UP"
"She Said What??"
"Does This 8 Make My Butt Look Big?"
"I Have Better Things To Do Than To Worry About Your Decisions"
"Drink Up, Fall Down"
"Stop Thinking That, Sicko"
"I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You"
dang HULA is on the ball LOL
here are a couple
SUCK IT...
This is how I roll
DECISIONALLY CHALLENGED (hehehe)
"Quick,go buy tampons!You are about to start your period while wearing light colored pants!"
That is too big to put on the 8 ball but it would be nice.
"And your point IS??????
My eight ball would have one answer:
Go take a nap. NOW!
My eight ball would have one answer:
Go take a nap. NOW!
yeah, whoops, sorry about that. Guess my evil side got a *bit* carried away there......
Those were funny and so were hula's
Mine are a little bit of a downer.
Deal
No More
Yeah, that's happening
Funny!
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