Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Thanksgiving Divorce (funny!)

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.'

'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'

She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'
ROTFL

15 comments:

Lynnette said...

This is good!

MaBunny said...

Thats cute! Thanks for the early morning giggle:)

Yaya said...

Ha! Cute!

Cassie said...

That's really cute!

Mary said...

that is definitely one way to do it!

georgie said...

LOL!!! I LOVED that omgosh to funny!!
Happy Thanksgiving

Vickie said...

Oh My Gosh...that was funny. Then I started up again, when I saw the little yellow dude laughing on his back.

Kristina P. said...

Hahahahahaha!

LadyStyx said...

*laffz*

PS. No it aint too early...it's 5 o'clock SOMEWHERE remember ;)

babyrocasmama said...

Funny!! That'll teach 'em!

sandy said...

Ooo, Good one:)

ChicagoLady said...

Just goes to show, parents will always be smarter than the kids, lol.

Christina said...

Had me the kiddos and the husband rolling!

Christina said...

Had me the kiddos and the husband rolling!

The Rambler said...

LMAO!!! good one!