Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Tagged Again

Vickie tagged me. I'm glad she did because at this moment I need to VENT!!!!!

Shit that annoys me:
1. Adult child proof tops on my Excedrin Extra Strength!
2. People who leave shit till the last minute. I have permanently called dibs on this!
3. My child.
4. Everyone else's children.
5. Children's tv programming. My head HURTS, yo!
6. My dirty house.
7. Not sleeping at night.
8. My ever rapidly greying hair.
9. Knock, knock jokes.
10. The holidays.

Guess what? I'm having a real craptastic morning. But don't worry, my husband, daughter & doofus-in-law will be here soon. And then it will get worse. Happy Jeannie has been replaced by her evil twin, Beotch Jeannie. She may return, or not. That.Is.All.

17 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Sounds like a delightful morning!

LadyStyx said...

*HUGZ*!! Hope things get better soon.

SgtSudsWife said...

Ohhh Noooo they better bring her back dammit. Don't worry it will all be over before you know it. But don't make all of the holidays to go fast. I need 18 days out of December to go very slowly.

HUGS!!!!!

Lizzie said...

i know that rating always makes me feel better. hope your day got more fabulous :)

Cassie said...

Remain strong! After this, only one more day left of the two longest days of the year!

MaBunny said...

hahah Doofus -in-law? sorry had to snort/giggle at that one. Hope you get thru your hoiday with not alot of drama;)

Lynnette said...

Hope your day gets better :0)

We miss you on the forum...come say hi!

babyrocasmama said...

Hey Hunny!!

I agree with #2~6! Not sure who the doofus-in-law is, but if they are anything like mine, just pray. HARD!

It will be over soon!

You are just a~cussin' a blue streak this fine morn!!

BTW, where do you get all the little emoticons for your bloggy blog??? I want some, too!

Happy Turkey Day!!! Eat until you pass out!

Vickie said...

Oh, Jeannie, I hope your day is better.

Oh, about drinking since it was noon? Hey, my husband, when we first started dating went to Vegas and in the morning he drank warm beer left over from last night. I questioned what he was doing and he said, "It is alcohol abuse, if I don't." So, heck, go fot it! We all need a nip every now and then.

TMI said...

Not only was this post funny, Beotch Jeannie, but the humor was compounded because of the 'All Because Two People Fell In Love' blinkie directly to the right. I'm laughin my head off over here!!!

Denise said...

ROFL....gotta love the doofus in law!! Good luck and I hope things arent a complete disaster. And just remember, it will all be over soon :-)

The Blonde Duck said...

I hope you feel better! I think Doofus- in- law is hilarious!

The Wife O Riley said...

I hope you have a wonderful Holiday!

Diamond said...

That was funny!

ChicagoLady said...

Try to enjoy the holiday. We welcome Happy Jeannie back whenever you'll let her out of the box. Happy Thanksgiving!

WheresMyAngels said...

Too cute and funny. I'm in a ranting mood myself, got to work up to it yet.

Abounader Photography said...

Happy Thanksgiving Ms Queen Jeannie!!