Sunday, September 14, 2008

Divorce vs. Murder

A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got REALLY BIG and he exclaimed, 'I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law, lady! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!........GET OUT!'

The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband getting a blow-job from the pharmacist's wife and pushes it across the counter to the pharmacist.... The pharmacist looks at the picture and then up at the woman and replies,...

'Well now, that's different......You didn't tell me you had a PRESCRIPTION!'

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