Sunday, September 14, 2008

The Chinese Doctor

The Chinese Doctor

While in China, Jon is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes in the morning to find his private covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, Jon immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells Jon to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'

Jon looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate.'

Jon screams in horror, 'Absolutely not ! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, Jon seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines him and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease.'

Jon says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:

'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!'

'Oh, Thank God!' Jon replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks.

Faw off by itself!

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