Monday, December 20, 2010

Tequila Christmas Cake!

Tequila Christmas Cake


1 cup sugar

1 tsp. baking powder

1 cup water

1 tsp. salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs


1 bottle tequila

2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it's of the highest quality. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.

Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick any fallen fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in ther beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Mistchras!


Intense Guy said...


You could "double" up on the tequila...

Deanna said...

Thanks for today's laugh. Hichup.

Dorkys Ramos said...

LOL you're silly! Thanks for the giggles. And seriously? Best. Recipe. Ever. Even *I* have a shot at this ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL this is so funny and someone at work had a recipe like this but it was for fruitcake LOL thanks for sharing hehe


You are so funny....and that cake looks delish.

Mary said...

When I first saw the cake, I was so impressed!
That is hilarious!

slommler said...

If you got that cake from all of this...I am going to give it a try too!! Ha!!

Christina said...

Lord sounds like my week!

hipchic~cynde said...

That is too funny! Thanks for the beautiful card!!!
Such a wonderful surprise.

AK Stamper said...

OMG I love it!!!!


Annie said...

You are TOOO funny, what an awesome cake idea, I might have to give it a try :) Like every day for next week or so!