Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Inspiring Quotes Wednesday

Because sometimes, laughter can be the most inspiring!!

I give you...Scott Adams!


* Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

* Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

* Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

* Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.


* I get mail; therefore I am.

* I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.


* If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?


* The best things in life are silly.


Who is "Dilbert"? He is the meek engineer cartoon character created by Scott Adams, and he is the hero of all those who have ever worked in or near an office cubicle.

14 comments:

Christina said...

I love Dilbert! And I like hallucinations!

Dee Crowe said...

ahahahahahahhahaa!

AliceKay said...

I've heard some pretty stupid questions in my life. (i've probably asked a few myself) LOL

Have a good Wednesday!

just call me jo said...

You're a little ray of sunshine, Sunshine. Love your posts and comments. Thank you for being my friend. Thank you for encouraging advice and posts to smile at.

Brooke said...

i work with engineers. needless to say that's my favoritest quote :)

Heatherlyn said...

He's been one of my favorite cartoonist ever since I've known about him. :)

K. Harrington said...

Thanks for the smiles!

Cullum Family said...

LITERALLY...LMAO...my husband is an engineer and dilbert is our favorite!!! thanks for all the smiles! :)

Garden of Egan said...

Those are hilarious!
I love it.

JDaniel4's Mom said...

What a hoot! These were fun!

Intense Guy said...

Dilbert is MY man!!

:) He's so hip and so smart!

Annie said...

LMAO - especially love about the engineers (I'm an engineer, so I know that it is soooooooooooo true)!

Mighty M said...

Dilbert rocks! I love the "I get mail, therefore I am". :)

LadyStyx said...

I love Dilbert. Hubby says it's pretty close to that industry's way of working, too. Now for me, I'm loving Retail as well. Spot on for the indutry.