Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day!


Thomas and Bella making a snowman...
...and his doggy and bunny and turtle, lol!

Almost all the snow is gone now!!! It was fun to have a real winter for a day though!
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Thanks to Christina for sharing this with me via email!!

The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,...

"What's for dinner, Batman?"
Bat

23 comments:

LindyLouMac said...

Lovely to see your little girl enjoying her first experience of snow.

Oh and great joke!

Mighty M said...

Fabulous snowman!

Happy Valentine's Day to you!! :)

Annie said...

Jeannie, darling! Happy Valentine's day!!!!!!

The joke is sooo funny :) I'm going to have to share it with my hub :) And what a GREAT snowman! Bella is such a little cutie!

Michelle aka Mommy said...

i love that bella had to make pets for her snowman. little kids are so funny!

the joke...OMG! i totally laughed out loud. i read it to justin and he about fell of his chair. too funny!

Jenny said...

LOL Mylee is the same with snow fights whith her Daddy HA HA :-)
It snowed here this mornning, I was terrefied it was gona stick LOL I don`t want more snow here, I think it`s time for spring now LOL
X
lol@ batman :-)

The Garden of Egan said...

HAHAHAHA........Batman...........
'xcuse me while I wipe up my computer screen.

OK there, that was funny.

Glad you were able to "enjoy" the snow. Personally I'm sick of it, but know that I'll have it on the ground until the end of April.

Enjoy your Valentine's Day!

The Redhead Riter said...

LOL The bat cracked me up.

Happy Valentine's Day!
Come and view my note to you...
http://theredheadriter.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-spy-valentines-day.html

Deanna said...

It cracked me up when Thomas made a snow ball and handed it to Bella so she could throw it at him. LOL what fun!

Cherie said...

OMGosh that was hilarious!!!
gotta share that one with my hubby.

Hope you are having a wonderful
Valentines Day!!

AliceKay said...

The pics and video of your snow were great. It was fun to see Thomas and Bella enjoying it while it lasted.

Loved the joke. LOL

Hope your Valentine's Day was a good one.

Jeanne said...

Glad SOMEONE is enjoying the snow. :) It's kind of outstayed it's welcome here, with more to come this week.

Loved the joke....

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Love the snow pics glad it's almost gone :)

yup that would be my life story :), love it but come can I at least be called catwoman? LOL :)

Vickie said...

Batman!!! LOL!!

Sorry your snow is almost gone. Love the snow critters!

Happy V-Day sweetie!!

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KK said...

LOL!
Happy vd!

April said...

LMAO!! That was too funny!!!!

The Blonde Duck said...

I love it! I hope you had a good Valentine's Day!

Curious--do you know what happened to Yaya's blog? Did she ever get it fixed?

foxy said...

That cracks me up every time I read it! Happy day to you.

Heatherlyn said...

I guess I haven't been married long enough! ;) As far as I can tell, women don't need lingerie because a good bra will always do the trick just fine!

I love the snowmen! I really love snowmen! It's the best part of snow!

Christina said...

Love the snowman great job thomas and Bella!
Love the bat!

Grand Pooba said...

Oh my gosh Bella is so cute and tiny! I can't believe it snowed! Looks like Bella thoroughly enjoyed it!

Rachel said...

I'm still laughing about this joke! Hee hee! Ha Ha!

Intense Guy said...

I loved seeing your Bella enjoying her first experience of snow!

And the joke cracked me up!