Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Inspiring Quotes Wednesday

A child of five...

Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Bill Cosby

A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Hedy Lamarr

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

-As seen on a bumper sticker-

If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it’s free!



21 comments:

Welcome to the Garden of Egan said...

She is such a doll!
I loved your sayings. The older I get the wiser they seem.
So, no I haven't posted any cards. I'm getting dang nervous for my Card Club this Saturday.
I don't have a ton of inventory yet and I'm having a brain block. I want everyone to LOVE doing cards and I want to have this fabulous bunch of projects for them to make and take. I need to take a deep breath.

Intense Guy said...

I've always enjoyed Lily Tomlin...

:)

Hope Bella's ceiling says something nice today.

Deanna said...

I love the health care one - unfortunately it holds some scary truth.

Bella is precious! You are such a lucky mommy.

Cleaning Out the Basement said...

I want Miss Bella's hair! What a cutie she is!
Anna

Vickie said...

Love the Lily Tomlin quote. Remember the movie, "The incredible Shrinking Woman"? That was my introduction to her.

Unknown said...

Lilly Tomlin Love her. I agree with the health care oh geez what are we in for?

Regina said...

Bella is adorable. Love the short videos you post.

Loved the Bill Cosby quote about word to the wise...LOL...so true!!

Hugs,
Regi

Working Mommy said...

Um, yes...I hope you stopped that car and found out where you could get one of those bumper stickers!!

~WM

Grand Pooba said...

I forgot to tell you that I mailed out your prize on Monday! I have to give you the tracking number but I just keep forgetting ok?

Bella will forgive me.

(I also left you a surprise on me lil ol blog)

Paloma said...

She is sooooo cute!!! and I loved the last quote! LOL!

Paloma.

Allyson said...

Bwahahaha!!!! "Where did you learn how to draw a clam?"
"From my brain!!"
What a silly question, Mommy! And you better burn this to CD and store it in a fireproof vault ASAP because you KNOW that when you ask her who her best friend is in like 10 years (or 5) it probably won't be you and Daddy anymore. Sad, I know. Sorry Charlie.

Has anyone ever told you that trying to focus a 5 year old is like herding cats? This sounds very similar to the conversation I have with my nieces. Like all the time.

Ayelet {Jenny} said...

Love the quites! LOL but Bella just make me smile from ear to ear LOL! Did I say thanks for linking me? THANK YOU :-)
We are haveing a potty training week (Its not as militant as it sounds though LOL, she sits on the potty, she sings the song, she makes the sounds. Then she gets up and wees on the kitchen floor! LOL) X

Ayelet {Jenny} said...

BTW I will let Mylee see this tomorrow, she was trying to repaint her toys today LOL X

The Blonde Duck said...

I love the groucho max and dog one.

Mrs. M said...

Too cute! She just learned it from her brain. :)

Tammy said...

I would not of pictured that as a clam until she explained it! She made perfect sense! Adorable! ...and about those mussels...ewww...I like clams but I stay away from the mussels! I just read your peanut post from yesterday too...sorry to hear about your problems with them. Glad to hear you are feeling better!

AliceKay said...

Bella's brain is pretty smart. LOL

I'll pass on the clams and mussels.

A little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. :)

Margaret said...

She is too cute!!! I can't get enough of her videos!

Anonymous said...

So adorable!! I loved it!!

Annie said...

awwww, Bella is adorable!!!!

Great quotes, I specially love "If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it’s free!"
Soooooooooooooo TRUE!!!

ChicagoLady said...

Bella has a very smart brain, lol.

Just watched the SOTU, and all I can say is...GRRRRRRR!