Friday, November 13, 2009

Date Night Friday

As I'm sure you're already aware, setting special time alone with your Sweetie is really important for keeping that spark alive. Otherwise you may find yourself not out on the town but home yet another Friday night watching World's Most Violent Police Chases 5 on the G4 channel again. Ahem.

So you've scraped yourselves off the couch for once, and have actually compromised on something you want to do - together! Yahooo!!!! Now to find something to wear....
...and that means scrounging around in your closet, looking for that outfit that will say "Date Night", and not scream, "Mommy who spends too much time on the recliner". Looking for that imaginary pair of pants that really DOESN'T make your ass look too big. Because although you are a Wife and/or Mommy, you are still a woman. A sexy woman. Really! Why are you laughing, dammit?!?!? Oh...laughing with me....gotcha!

So you just need that one special outfit, that one special accessory, that something-something that says....I'M ALL WOMAN AND I AM READY TO PAR-TAY!!!!! You need....
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THIS!!!!!
We don't stop laughing because we grow old;
we grow old when we stop laughing!

17 comments:

Ann On and On... said...

Too funny!

Heatherlyn said...

Funny ... and I'm amazed at the things people are able to market!!!!!

Kristina P. said...

I definitely need those!

Cherie said...

I would wear those on a date! totally! ha ha I like shocking people :D

Intense Guy said...

:)

That would definitely open a date's eyes... LOL!

babyrocasmama said...

LMAO Too funny.

I am hoping that is NOT a picture of your closet. Your closet, I'm sure, is expertly organized, not a mess like the photograph. LOL

AliceKay said...

LMAO

Deanna said...

lmao sexay mama!

Christina said...

rolling here! that was awesome!

Mimi said...

Very attractive!

Vickie said...

OMG!! I have seen those before but I forgot where!!

Annie said...

Totally LMAO! I sooo need those pants too :)

RAMCESLIAM CRAFTY PLACE said...

jaja this is so funny that i can stop laughing now, but in reallity we all hot Mommy.

Mary said...

What is really sad is I look like that without spending a dime. LOL

Rosie said...

I was gonna say a drink but, ok, a boob scarf will do.

Mighty M said...

Those are hilarious!

LadyStyx said...

heh heh...oh yeah... a scarf that makes the girls look a good 1-2 sizes larger than they already are!