Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Great Tip Tuesday

Great Tip #637
Never Argue With A Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you!!,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am.,' and he left.

32 comments:

April said...

EXCELLENT, Jeannie...Chris will love this one!

Christina said...

LOL classic!

Bridgett said...

LOL Too funny!

annie kelleher said...

hah - i love this one!!! thanks for starting my day off with a smile!

Brooke said...

lol!! :D

Heatherlyn said...

Funny! Have a super day!

Donnetta said...

PERFECT!!!!

Kristina P. said...

Love it!

ChicagoLady said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Mary said...

I LOVE it!!!!

Grand Pooba said...

I love this one, I can't remember where I've heard it before but it's a goody!

babyrocasmama said...

LMAO!! Too flippin funny! So true, though. Will men EVER learn? LOL

LadyStyx said...

Never, ever, mess with a woman that reads.

Jenn@ The Crazies said...

Am still laughing my ass off... I love this!! Hysterical!

Renee said...

Priceless! HAHAHAHA!

Jennifer said...

I love this!

I have tagged you over at my blog. Come play along. :)

abnsigoslady said...

Hi. Randomly found your blog. Very funny. Have been stationed with Hubby at Gordon twice. Can't say that it was one of my favorites. But, have been in worse places too. Thanks for the laugh.

Laura @ www.mymilitarymansion.blogspot.com

Reluctant Housewife said...

I just read this exact same story in a Nora Roberts book - Angels Fall.

sandy said...

I love it!

Kathy B! said...

This is classic!! Love it...

Southern Rose said...

tee hee hee - thanks for the laugh!

www.southernrose.wordpress.com

Vickie said...

FUNNY! Thanks for the giggle. I am having one of those days.

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

This is one of my favorite stories. How priceless. Thanks for sharing it with us!

Cherie said...

That is really funny! Love it!

Intense Guy said...

Like Jimmy Carter... he knew he lusted for her in his heart...

Deanna said...

LOL that one makes me grin every time I see it. Thanks for the smile!

Yaya said...

Lol! Good one!

Love the monkeys. However, I totally miss your smiling face up there in your banner. It always made me smile every time I clicked over here.

Can't wait til you get some cards in your boutique! Especially ORANGE ones...perhaps with BUTTERFLIES! Lol!

nikkicrumpet said...

HAH I loved it!!!!

Bee and Rose said...

Hilarious! You are a crack up!

Shauna said...

Hope you have a beautiful and blessed weekend :) ♥ HUGS ♥

Shauna said...

Hope you have a beautiful and blessed weekend :) ♥ HUGS ♥

Mimi said...

Hey, where did you go?