Thursday, April 30, 2009

De-stress Thursday

Girlie Wisdom

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today...
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers'.
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! (AMEN!!!)
So now I'm off to my sitting room, where I will be in utter card-makin' heaven!!!! The last of my orders arrived last night, and now I will finally be able to do embossing work. PLUS use all my goodies from Tonya. Wow, it's gonna be awesome!!!!!! Make today just really fun, ok? I'm guessing you are needing some fun, so go out and have some already!!!


Christina said...

I hope you enjoy your card making day! Sounds Like a ton of fun! I will be doing pages today!

Anonymous said...

I totally agree w/ #7

Mimi said...

#11 is my favorite! I need fun today, maybe I'll work on some ATC's.

Brooke said...

lol! i have a "forgot to eat" friend that i want to club with my shoe, but she's so skinny i'm afraid she'd break.

Heatherlyn said...

I loved your list.

And I never forget to eat. I just get very busy and sometimes don't make it a priority. I love food, but wouldn't it be nice if we could just eat to enjoy ourselves? When we feel like it? It's such a pain to interrupt whatever I'm doing to eat.

I love the idea of wearing too small shoes to forget our other troubles because it would probably work!

Kristina P. said...

The chocolate one is too true!!

Jolene said...

LOL Thanks for sharing.

LadyStyx said...

Oh my...#12 is my first marriage...