Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Great Tip Tuesday

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

- Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
- Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
- For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
- A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.
- You only need two tools in life ~ WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
- Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know him or her.
- If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS!

12 comments:

Yaya said...

OMG-hilarious! I need the mousetrap one! ;)

April said...

Great tips, Jeannie...you never disappoint!

sandy said...

Jeannie I love your tips! They are so usefull:0)Hehehe!

ChicagoLady said...

That first one works doubly well when cutting onions.

Those are so funny, thanks for putting a smile on my face today!

Christina said...

LOL thanks for the early morning laugh!

Heatherlyn said...

I think I could apply the daily thought to my ex husband. Oh, did I say that? It wasn't very nice of me. True, but not very nice.

Nina said...

Those are funny!!! The duct tape makes me think of my mom as we call her the queen of duct tape. She uses it on everything. LOL...

Vickie said...

These were hillarious! I like the WD40 and duct tape one.

babyrocasmama said...

Too.Damn>Funny.

LMAO!! But THAT IS exactly how I avoid cutting myself, I make my husband do the chopping!

The other ones...too funny!

Tiffany said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Donnetta said...

I'm crying... And I'm on my laptop watching the eldest chick cheer. People are looking at me like I've lost my mind. I need some slinkies.

Cassie said...

These are funny! I love the hammer vs. electrical problem one! That's my favorite!