The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
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*LAFFZ* too funny!!!! Very good comeback on his part.
Hahahaha!
HAHAHA I just got that in the e-mail today too! I was going to post that and some other funnies!
ttyl:)
Too funny! Though I have to say, at my local wal mart, I really don't think the greeters would every come up with something that witty. I'm lucky to get a hello!
P.S. Ask and you shall receive: I took the word verification off my blog!
OMG - I laughed right out loud!! Thanks for that one!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This one is good!
I don't care who ya are..that's funny right there!
Hahahahaha!
I hadn't heard that one yet, thanks for the laugh!
Bah ha ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee hee!
too funny!
Too funny. My husband says, "I hope that is true because that is hysterical." We got a good laugh.
Too funny!! Ha Ha :)
Is that a true story?
Bahh Hahhhh Hahhh! That is funny. I know some women like that!
ROFL!!! That was too funny!
Holy friggin cow did that really happen?! I love that!LOL!
Are you friggin serious, someone actually said this? I LOVE it! LOL!
OH I love it!!!
Thats awesome
That is absolutely hilarious! I loved it! :D
That's hilarious! When I worked at the Walmart, I hated being a greeter. It's not really my personality...
OMG,that was so funny!
Absolutely priceless...and well deserved!
You did it again, you gave me my first smile of the day and my first LOL. Thanks your the best!
I've seen that one before too. Still one of the greatest comebacks!
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