Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-spirited woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them as they made their way from the parking lot into the store. The elderly Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'


The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'


'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
Belly Laugh

27 comments:

LadyStyx said...

*LAFFZ* too funny!!!! Very good comeback on his part.

sandy said...

Hahahaha!

MaBunny said...

HAHAHA I just got that in the e-mail today too! I was going to post that and some other funnies!
ttyl:)

Megan R. said...

Too funny! Though I have to say, at my local wal mart, I really don't think the greeters would every come up with something that witty. I'm lucky to get a hello!

P.S. Ask and you shall receive: I took the word verification off my blog!

Lynette said...

OMG - I laughed right out loud!! Thanks for that one!!

kay55 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lynnette said...

This one is good!

Me said...

I don't care who ya are..that's funny right there!

Yaya said...

Hahahahaha!

Jolyn said...

I hadn't heard that one yet, thanks for the laugh!

Grand Pooba said...

Bah ha ha ha ha!

Hee hee hee hee!

micaela6955 said...

too funny!

Heatherlyn Colt said...

Too funny. My husband says, "I hope that is true because that is hysterical." We got a good laugh.

Lori said...

Too funny!! Ha Ha :)

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Is that a true story?

Cassie said...

Bahh Hahhhh Hahhh! That is funny. I know some women like that!

Stesha said...

ROFL!!! That was too funny!

Wendyburd1 said...

Holy friggin cow did that really happen?! I love that!LOL!

Wendyburd1 said...

Are you friggin serious, someone actually said this? I LOVE it! LOL!

tara @ kidz said...

OH I love it!!!

Christina said...

Thats awesome

blueviolet said...

That is absolutely hilarious! I loved it! :D

Ronnica said...

That's hilarious! When I worked at the Walmart, I hated being a greeter. It's not really my personality...

Vickie said...

OMG,that was so funny!

Mary said...

Absolutely priceless...and well deserved!

Mama Wheaton said...

You did it again, you gave me my first smile of the day and my first LOL. Thanks your the best!

ChicagoLady said...

I've seen that one before too. Still one of the greatest comebacks!