Monday, January 26, 2009

Things kids say...


A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of First graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. 'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes!! '

9 comments:

babyrocasmama said...

OMG! That is too friggin funny!

That is just a reminder to watch what you say around your kids. "Little pitchers have big ears".

Mama Wheaton said...

Why do kids spill all our family secrets at school?

The Wife O Riley said...

That's great, I would hate to think of what my 4 year old would say they were.

ChicagoLady said...

LMAO!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

I'm going to tell that one at work today!!! Hilarious!

Christina said...

LOL now you have to wonder whats been going on iy that house!

Heatherlyn said...

that's terrible. Funny, but terrible! :)

Courtney at Blogging Matilda said...

I have to steal this and re-post! It is hysterical!!!

Cassie said...

That is hilarious! I love it!