Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Stupid broccoli casserole...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'

Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'
Shocked

23 comments:

Kristen said...

ha ha ha ha

That's a good one!!!!

Lynette said...

Ha - good one! I found you through "Blog Stalkers" and you're very funny - love your little kiddie stories!!
Thanks for the laughs!!

Mary said...

LOL!!!

Lynette said...

PS - I love your button - I added it to my sidebar!! I'm all about the buttons lately!!

Hillbilly Duhn said...

LMAO!!! Oh I needed that! That was funny. First blog I read today, the "Stupid Brocoli" roped me in... I thought, hmmm, brocoli...sure enough you didn't let me down. I literally lol. good one!

Mama Wheaton said...

That was the first smile and laugh of my day, thanks!

Veggie Mom said...

Oh. My. Grits! Gal, You're Funny!

Cassie said...

That's funny, it made me laugh! Thanks!!

Vickie said...

LMAO!!!!! That was great! Thanks Jeannie!

Lori said...

That was soooo funny! Thanks! :)

Michelle said...

I'm gonna have to remember that one... ha!

MaBunny said...

omg thats hysterical!

babyrocasmama said...

LMAO!!

That is too funny. My Dad always blamed his farts on the dog, too. It got to the point that as soon as the dog heard (or smelled) the fart, he would take off running upstairs!

I guess he was tired of being blamed for it! HeHe

kay55 said...

Okay I admit I have been reading you for a while but havent had the guts to comment until now! I laughed at this!

kay55 said...

BTW I have a big passion for cooking and so want that cookbook how do I go about it???
-kaylee

The Wife O Riley said...

That was hysterical! Really perked up my day!

ChicagoLady said...

I'll just stick with...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

blueviolet said...

You're a never ending source of smiles!

kelly said...

Oh you crack me up girl! Happy New Year!

Tam said...

LOL LOL YOU crack me up!

Mamarazzi said...

EW! but also VERY funny!

i have been out of the bloggy loop but i am almost back now...you have been VERY busy. i deleted my reader and i am starting 2009 commenting on people who visit me. i need to cut waaaaay back and the blog addiction had to be the first to go!

Melissa Miller said...

Hi Jeannie,
I just discovered your awesome blog and it looks like I'm in for a treat. You are hilarious!
Come and visit me if you get a chance. You're always welcome!
I hope you don't mind if I take your adorable lttle symbol with me. Love it! How do I go about making one for mine?
~Warmly, Melissa :)

Rhonda said...

Oh. My. Stars!! Hilarious!