Saturday, January 24, 2009

Gifts for the person who has everything...

BANANA GUARD - Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and store individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas any time, anywhere. Go HERE.
Lock Cup - Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there's a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole. Go HERE.

TRANSPARENT TOASTER - You love toast, but you always burn it? Then, this invention is for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology. Go HERE.
BUTTER CUTTER - One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle. Go HERE.
GIANT REMOTE - Never lose your remote again! With giant buttons, this extra-large remote is easy to use and impossible to lose. It's a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in the dark. Go HERE.
DAY CLOCK - What day is today? You don't know? Then you need a Day Clock. It's uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It's ideal for vacations and cruises (or blogging!!) when it's easy to lose track of the day. Go HERE.
CRIME SCENE TOWEL - Chalk outline crime scene beach towel - be the coolest person on the beach! Go HERE.
LASER SCISSORS - Laser Scissors Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro edge. Go HERE.
TOILET SEAT LIFTER'Who left the Toilet Seat up?' The Peace Maker will end the battle of the toilet seat. Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started. Go HERE.
ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS - Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet.... Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm. Go HERE.
'THE THING' - INFANT PILLOW - The Zaky is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mum to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development.. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night. (OK, now this I would have bought for The Bella!!!). Go HERE.
TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT - If you are traveling a lot and don't always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, 'Where is it?' and in no time you have found what you were looking for.. Or not. Go HERE.
WHEEL-MOVING BENCH - Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree... Now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like. Unfortunately, I only found blogs that posted this but not a website having them for sale. Bummer.
And yes, I really was geeky, nerdy, bored stiff, awesome to look these all up for you! You.Are.Welcome.

17 comments:

April said...

What cool stuff...my hubby has one of those giant remotes...he never uses it, though. I think he's too embarrassed!

babyrocasmama said...

You have WAY too much time on your hands!! LOL

But the fake hand thing is just kind of creepy to me...

The other stuff is pretty cool, though.

sandy said...

Funny stuff! My grandfather has that remote control!(he's blind) It still cracks me up when he pulls it out:)

Ter said...

some hospitals use the hands for premies especially when they can not be handled too much because of germs but they still need to be comforted.

Janna said...

Okay, some of these I so want! Like the hand and forearm one, I totally could have used that with my firstborn.

Vickie said...

We have that humongous remote. It is cool. You are right. We never lose it.

Me said...

The toaster is pure genious! I want one of those! I hover over the toaster because I can't stand it to be too dark or to light!

And the baby "pillow" Kinda creepy, but cool!

Tina said...

I love the transparent toaster! Too cool!! And the lasor scissors, great for blondes!

Kristina P. said...

People make the coolest things! And those laser scissors are awesome.

ChicagoLady said...

OMG, those are so awesome! My aunt got those slippers last year, but the lights didn't work, and we couldn't figure out why. Yes, we're dorks!

Heatherlyn said...

Oh my! I always love to see what creative things people come up with. I think I'd like the scissors if they actually work. The banana thing is just too much!

Megan R. said...

Ok, did you find all of these "must have" inventions in Sky Mall magazine??? I love to read that when I fly! I can honestly say I have never wished for a way to better transport a banana. The clear toaster about made me fall off my seat laughing. I chuckled at the slippers. The worst are the scissors!!! If you aren't aiming them straight ahead, you are going to end up with a straight line, but at a funky angle!! Thanks for the laugh!

Lilly's Life said...

Oh gosh I want most of that stuff. Do you reckon that baby pillow works because if so that would be a huge seller. I like the banana guard, the toaster, the butter cutter and the laser scissors - I can never cut anythng in a sstraight line.

Cassie said...

O~M~G! I need that clock! And for the record, I just think that men should sit down. Enough with this "aiming" business. They never hit the bullseye!

LadyStyx said...

Ohhh I could use that toilet seat lifter here....

Cheryl Podolsky said...

The toaster is one really great idea (I have one of those fancy 4-slot all-chrome Dualit ones, and for all that money, you have to pop it up yourself). The banana guard. I think we all know what that can serve double-duty as. The hands are pretty creepy. Also, is the baby going to recognize the feeling of them as hands? Really.

I got my FIL the giant remote a couple of years ago from the kids (as a sort of gag joke, since he watches TV 24/7), but I have a feeling he neither got the joke, nor had the need for it -- since he probably has several already from his frequent shopping channel expeditions (see my latest blog entry to read all about him. I show no mercy.)

The toilet seat lifter? Just another thing for us to clean piss off. You just know it.

Christina said...

where can I plae a order LOL? Cool inventions!