Friday, December 26, 2008

Women & Men

How to treat a Woman:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How to treat a Man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

16 comments:

Yaya said...

Hahaha! So true!

JANE said...

I love this!
Our anniversary is Wed. and we've always gone out for lunch.....WITH the KIDS in tow. My husband completely floored me today by asking if I wanted to get a sitter and just the 2 of us would do lunch....hello....where is Big Daddy!!!! And he meant it!

Megan R. said...

LOL This is funny, and too, too true!!! Though my husband hates wings, so I would substitute cheese and crackers!

Mama Wheaton said...

My anniversary is Sunday so this description would make a great gift idea!

Jamie said...

Sooooo true....so true. I hope you and your family had a great holiday!?

Christina said...

especially during a game or while playing the
xbox !

Joanne said...

Hilarious!

I wandered over to your blog from SITS.

MaBunny said...

HEHE, yeah, my DH doens't like wings much, so I'd have to substitute pizza or something like that. My anniversary isn't for 8 months, but I can say that after I got my present from him Wednesday night , I did the second part , and thanked him very well:)):P

Punkn said...

Too funny!
I wandered through your latest posts but rather than commenting there, I'm leaving one message saying it looks like you had a wonderful Christmas. Bella is such a darling little girl. You obviously treasure her, as well you should. Thanks for sharing!

Cassie said...

You are so right, that's all of the "romance" they seem to need most of the time! Ha!

Lori said...

Too funny!! :)

Travel Writer said...

How to treat a Man: was hilarious yet so true!

ChicagoLady said...

And sometimes you don't even need the chicken wings!

babyrocasmama said...

LMAO! You are so right!

Mary said...

Hit the nail right on the head!

Melodie said...

If that isn't the truth, I don't know what is!