THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here.'
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house, car, & boat with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
AND LAST....
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
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9 comments:
Lol!!!
PS Loved your 'getting smashed' advice on my blog!
Well aren't you saucy today! Haha!
LMAO
so funny
OMG...too funny!!! I'm gonna be sharing these. Thanks for the laughs & glad you're all feeling better!
These are great and it is my kind of humor!
ROFLMAO!!! I'm sitting next to my husband reading these and laughing so hard.. he is laughing too!
Glad to see you are back in form here Queenie!
Thanks for the laughs!
have a great weeekend!
Funny!!!!!
Ha! Breaking his nose! That's a good one!
OHHH man too funny.
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