"Assicons"

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) or :-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

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