The Sexes

Eight Words with two Meanings

1 . THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male .... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female .... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve .
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND ; )

He said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
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He said . . Shall we try swapping position s tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! *************************
He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
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She said Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
He said . . .. . They already have boyfriends.
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She said ...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
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He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Shared by Nancy!!