Ahhhhh Retirement!

Ahhhh Retirement !!!!!!!

Working people often ask me what I do to make my days interesting now that I'm retired. The other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care, I came downtown on the bus. The car he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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Thanks Debbie!!!!!!