God's Busy!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between

assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of

the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the

ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to

The ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to

Knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture

Room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm

Still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got

Out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking

Him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other

students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,"What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's

soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like

an idiot. So, He sent me."